I’d avoid the door sensor, because now you’d also have to add radio-coupling. It’d need to work ‘out the box’ as it were.
Add a motion sensor and we’re good.
Can I get 500 by next month?
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A couple of arm-rests wouldn’t hurt either.
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I’m picturing the entire volume of water hovering a millimeter above the porcelain tub all the way around.
Yes, I have an active imagination. You wanna make something of it? 
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At my first apartment, the toilet and entire bathroom was illuminated by a powerful strobe light. It was always great fun to hear stoned geezers at our parties panic and shout that their piss was running backwards.
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IllumiBowl, for those times when you “drop” your drugs in the toilet!
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In diesem Scheißhaus wohnt ein Geist, der jedem in die Eier beisst.
Holy shit!
A bidet is not a toilet. Were you raised in a bar?
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Or harmonica, Slothrop.
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Coincidence time! I was on a road trip with some friends in the early 90s (yes, I had friends, don’t laugh!) and was reading Gravity’s Rainbow. At the point in the story when Malcolm X lost his harmonica in the bathroom of the Roseland Ballroom - our car pulled up to the real Roseland Ballroom in NYC.
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Yes…
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As the sun shines out of my arse (clearly), I have no need of this.
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Idea.
Turd-a-glow, a microencapsulated tritium dietary supplement.
…random thought… could that be made into a tattoo ink?
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