In case you were wondering, there's no reason to squirt coffee up your ass

Absolutely, which is a big reason it’s stayed popular. Enemas or other methods of putting medicine up your butt is a fast-track to absorption into the body; a coffee enema is inevitably going to give you a caffeine rush.

Unrelated: I’d love to call for a moratorium on the idiotic word “woo” to describe things authors think are lacking in substance.

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