In case you were wondering, there's no reason to squirt coffee up your ass

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Actually, squiring Starbucks up my ass improves the flavor.

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Voted “can’t figure out how to bypass keurig DRM”

Also, I want to join @Old in congratulating @ActionAbe for getting their avatar on the front page.

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there’s no reason to squirt coffee up your ass

Is there no reason to dance? To laugh? To enjoy a warm summer’s day?

Geez, guys. Just enjoy the moment.

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A very loooooong and saaaaad history.

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So far 1/3 of voters are trapped in Counterclock World.
Imagine the relief, not to be alone.

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Quite. The title of the post is false. There are plenty of reasons to squirt coffee up your ass, but none of them are of any proven medically therapeutic value.

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I just got a tromboner.

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Wow… I just realized what’s going on. That’s what I get for reading articles through the BBS.

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This might be a NSS moment.

(No Shite, Sherlock.)

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…wait isn’t this the same blog that is always going on about civet coffee? cat butts make the best coffee in the world, human butts aren’t good enough you say? What about DIY? Are we not makers?

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When my daughter was that age, she’d wander into the bathroom and give me the same sort of encouragement.

“Are you pooping, Da?”
“Hnnnnnrrrggggn… yes, Go talk to your mother, please.”
“Good job! I’m proud of you Da!”

Good times, good times. It’s the parents of small children who really need the javenema.

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Tip of the hat to Kurt Vonnegut

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Has anybody tried to do this before?

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I wouldn’t put it past @japhroaig. :wink:

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If I mixed the coffee beans with enough tuna at least one of my cats would yum it up.

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You missed the part about “human butts”, I take it?

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Nope. No I did not. That’s called Putting Your Fingers in your ears and yelling LALALALALA.

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