What toppings would Jesus do?
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Oddly, revelations 3:20-21 skips straight from eating together to sitting on the throne together with no mention of what the food was in between. 
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You added an aspect of the sneaky dog-whistling I didn’t consider: citations vs. actual quotes. I was thinking more about the small print and the text being hidden on the undersides of the cups and wrappers.
In their fear of losing profits, the Snyders show less courage in their Christian convictions than the numbskulls who flash Bible citations on big hand-lettered signs at sporting events.
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The cult appeal (Xtianism aside) of In-N-Out is exactly that: the bogus perception of being in on an exclusive “secret”. You’re getting a better burger for the same price you’d pay for an inferior one at one of the huge chains; you can only get it in a certain geographic area; there are secret menu orders. You’re not some shmoe who’d pay the same price for a generic McDonald’s burger and can do so anywhere in the country – you’re special!
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They oughta put a J.R. “Bob” Dobbs quote on there: Don’t just eat that hamburger, eat the hell out of it!
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A dictionary argument, really?
I have been on the internet for decades and don’t recall the last time that was ever done in good faith. You might want to rephrase.
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@ClutchLinkey and @ficuswhisperer, we’re definitely on the same wavelength, so have a beverage-of-choice on me!
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Bible verses were on their products long before the son’s airplane crashed two miles from where I was living.
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And… not to Job 13:25 about this, but also none of the citations commonly mentioned have anything to do with mourning the loss of a loved one. Or how you can find comfort in their passing.
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To be fair, those are some damn cheap burgers.
If I knew the truth about where they came from, or had any wisdom, I wouldn’t want them either.
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