In separate incidents, two women impaled by beach umbrellas

This ain’t rad. She wasn’t hit fair and square. Seriously, this whole thing is asinine: if they used a Pythagorean screw to fix the umbrella in question she wouldn’t be screwed now. Or was it Archimedean?

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Nope. It means that you avail yourself of one of our species’ better stress relievers in the face of horror. Compared to paralysis, violence, and some of the others it’s pretty mild.

Me, I seem to just go cold. I don’t think it’s healthy, but I do stay more or less functional when looking at a partially torn-off leg.

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A peculiar woman was seen fleeing the scene…

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Jersey shore, huh?

That was obtuse of them. Was it an acute injury?

ETA everyone else beat me to it, of course.

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