Influencer pollutes Grand Canyon with golf balls and club

No, no… you hit 'em, and then you yell “FORE!!!”.

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Q: Who the fuck hits golf balls into the Grand Canyon? A: Narcissists
Q: Who the fuck loses their grip on a golf club and lets it sail from their hand? A: Narcissists with shockingly poor grip strength

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I can hear the Republican talking points now:

“China implicated in plot to desecrate our national parks”

“Is China plotting to destroy our youth?”

“Tik Tok must be banned from all platforms”.

Brian Eno tells a great story about how he (surreptitiously) urinated on Duchamp’s fountain:

I released my thumb, and a small but distinct trickle of my urine splashed on to the work of art.

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