Inmate attempts prison escape disguised as his teenage daughter

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This really feels like a Count Olaf scheme.

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Excellent try! Gotta try sumthin’ right? That’s a tight spot.

Our thanks to the heroic officers who foiled his plan.

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A cunning plan…

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sound like he could have used some polyjuice potion

GUARD: Will you be visiting your father again soon?

GUEST: Two weeks.

GUARD: OK, have a good day.

GUEST: Two weeks.

GUARD: Pardon?

GUEST: T-t-t-twoooooo w-w-w-weeeeekkkksss…

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“A” for effort.

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And just what was his daughter expected to do? Other reports say she was staying in the jail.

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“I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your stupid dog”.

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I think that was the real inspiration for the audacious prisoner. This movie is very popular here in Brazil, being shown on TV ad nauseum.

His daughter couldn’t do some makeup work on that mask? Because that’s not even fake creepy “White Chicks” level, that’s something wearing a human skin level creepy.

My first thought…

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