Instagram model is on trial for distracting guard to break her mom out of Colombian prison

Originally published at: Instagram model is on trial for distracting guard to break her mom out of Colombian prison | Boing Boing

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On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay Bluth…

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I’m distracted, Right Now!

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IIRC Bart Simpson once imagined hatching a similar plan to bust his mom out of prison.

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None of this should be a crime.

It should be the next Marvel/DC mashup end of film teaser.

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What was this story about now? I’m sorry, the picture distracted me.

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Hmm, I thought this was the quintessential family prison break scene.

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If you can’t use your hotness to break your corrupt fraudster mom out of a Columbian prison (and/or dental office), I mean, what’s it even for?

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Looks like the senator fell quite a distance before getting on the motorbike.

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What’s not said is that the mother was apprehended 3 months later in Venezuela. In case you are curious!

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So any good intel on whether these are Trumped-up charges* or Trumped-up charges**?

*political opponent making up charges and using the state to punish opponents
**totally and obviously guilty, and keeps making the charges worse by doing further blatantly illegal and corrupt things to avoid jailtime

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I do hope that sometime in the not-too-far future indictments for voter fraud and corruption shall be referred to as Trump-type charges.

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So an influencer who actually does something.

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Pah! I’m distracting, right now!

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Daisy Duke did this exact thing more than once.

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I’m looking forward to her next academic treatises re: astrophysics.

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