Interesting fish


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/10/05/interesting-fish.html


#2

This fish is very interesting indeed. I’m hooked.


#3

You know this is gonna end in a sea of tears, right? I bass that conclusion on the school of thought that claims @japhroaig will trout fish puns at the top of his voice, any time, any plaice.


#4

Coelacanth stop myself.


#5

Better not leave it to salmon else. Mullet over and see what you chum up with.


#6

There is a ray of light though, eel eventually need to trawl other threads to annoy.


#7

I’m breeming with pride on that coelacanth pun. Though all y’all probably think it’s a sinker.


#8

It was pretty crappie.


#9

Sea the amount of blood on that glove?

(Tiny pun added or else @japhroaig would disown me.)


#10

You’ll poke your aye out, kid.

(also tiny pun added)


#11

I could stop, but arowana.


#12

It looks like the missing link between eel, sailfish and shark.


#13

Maybe that’s just from that spiny dorsal fin. I’m sure the fish never manta hurt anyone.


#14

Hey, you think chgoliz hates fish puns? One sec, I’ll go and Oscar.


#15

@frauenfelder, do you see what you’ve done? I need professional kelp.


#16

It looks more like a skinny barracuda with a fancy haircut to me.


#17

A dab of punnery is good for the sole. I bichir not elver gonna stop, and there’s a whole grouper ’f us wahoos who don’t want you to. Nah.


#18

It earned that nickname after researchers uncovered all the falsehoods in the study it published linking vaccines to autism.


#19

Ooh, that’s good.


#20

Ray of light?