Originally published at: Introducing Cheekmate, the wireless haptic communication system that kicks the competition in the butt! | Boing Boing
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Now here’s a product I can get behind!
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Obviously this was meant to be uh, tongue-in-cheek.
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Now appearing on PawnHub, “Pounded in the butt by a malfunctioning Haptic Communicator”.
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I think you mean “bottle-in-cheeks”.
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Ooh, flared base in the release version please. “I was standing at my computer and I accidentally fell on my Cheekmate” is going to amuse the hospital staffer sent to retrieve it. 
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And to think that most of the work in teledildonics is about communication to support connected ‘systems’; rather than about the possibilities unlocked by using connected systems for communication.
Truly, a field that has squandered its potential for, at this point, several decades.
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That’s a million-to-one shot!
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I feel like I read about those soda bottle preforms here on BB years ago. Thanks, BB, for enriching our culture!
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Yeah, but then we’ll be minus one “Things People Stuck Up Their Butt in 2022” at the end of the year. 
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It’s a shitty job, butt someone has to do it.
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I believe we have reached peak butt jokes.
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I’m infinitely disappointed they did not go with something like a raspberry pi zero, so they can claim to have stuck an arm (processor) up there.
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No flared base??
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I see I came second regarding this joke
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Ha! “inyourendo” I see what you did there, good one.
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Too Much Information.
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There’s no shame in #2
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