Now here’s a product I can get behind!
Obviously this was meant to be uh, tongue-in-cheek.
Now appearing on PawnHub, “Pounded in the butt by a malfunctioning Haptic Communicator”.
I think you mean “bottle-in-cheeks”.
Ooh, flared base in the release version please. “I was standing at my computer and I accidentally fell on my Cheekmate” is going to amuse the hospital staffer sent to retrieve it.
And to think that most of the work in teledildonics is about communication to support connected ‘systems’; rather than about the possibilities unlocked by using connected systems for communication.
Truly, a field that has squandered its potential for, at this point, several decades.
That’s a million-to-one shot!
I feel like I read about those soda bottle preforms here on BB years ago. Thanks, BB, for enriching our culture!
Yeah, but then we’ll be minus one “Things People Stuck Up Their Butt in 2022” at the end of the year.
It’s a shitty job, butt someone has to do it.
I believe we have reached peak butt jokes.
I’m infinitely disappointed they did not go with something like a raspberry pi zero, so they can claim to have stuck an arm (processor) up there.
No flared base??
I see I came second regarding this joke
Ha! “inyourendo” I see what you did there, good one.
Too Much Information.
There’s no shame in #2