Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/22/blowjob-fingerprinting.html
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a robot you wrap around your genitals
Um, no thanks.
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I am not wholly averse to such an idea. But they had better make sure it doesn’t ask for alimony when it’s time to upgrade.
(they’re just jokes, people.)
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That’s to techie for me. Could we have an Alice, Bob and Charlie explanation?
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Talk about getting screwed! /rimshot
shows self the door
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Let’s just hope nobody finds out about the Vagina Dentata command.
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“Connected sex-toy allows for code-injection attacks on a robot you wrap around your genitals” sounds a lot scarier than, “malicious code causes your sex-toy to vibrate oddly,” I guess.
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Seems like hacking this would be a lot of work with not a lot of pay off. I mean, if there is no shot at money, why even do it?
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For the happy ending, I guess.
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I’ve waited my whole life for a robot that wraps around my genitals.
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There’s totally a basis here for a gritty cyberpunk novella about sexually-transmitted computer viruses - maybe sort of like what Stephenson did in The Diamond Age.
Or at least another Chuck Tingle story, anyway.
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Hey, whatever floats your boat.
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I’d say it’s the same danger as every cheapo embedded device we hang off our home wi-fi network: once the hacker has something - anything - running their code they can use it to call home and open the door to hack all the stuff you actually care about.
At a bare minimum these devices would be linked to an online account with an email, password and maybe some credit card data.
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eventually there will be a kink for this
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Is this like 1 800 Flowers?
Hey, this florist shop is cool!
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Way too small a robot. In order for me to get busy with maximum efficiency, I need a girl with a 400-ton booty.
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There are always more Chuck Tingle stories.
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You… do you mean like my genitals?
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