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Bullwinkle’s right horn has gone missing :-/
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Makes me think of Arlo’s moose story:
Usually moose lose their antlers after the rutting season; this one may just be slow to lose one side, although there looked to be a whitish patch where the other antler was gone.
Unless I knew for sure it was a friendly moose, i.e., seen/raised from calf, I wouldn’t care to chance’um either, and moose can be unpredictable. I’ll let someone else post “A moose bit my sister once” with appropriate diacriticals 
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Pretty unfair to paint this guy as an introvert, when the moose is pretty obviously a Jehovah’s Witness. Even party animals like their privacy when the wrong guest comes knocking…
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Not Jehovah’s witness, he’s PETA: “Excuse me, can I have a word with you about the evils of hunting”.
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“Introverted man”? How about “Man with common sense”?
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I am more frightened of moose than I am of either bear or wolves. I have known way more people attacked by a moose than the others.
I’m most afraid of mountain lions, even though I’ve never known anyone to even encounter one in person in Minnesota. But I know they’re in Sleeping Giant in Canada, and I think it’s only a matter of time before they are hanging around Northern Minnesota.
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Coulda been the start of something beautiful, ya never know
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That’s the saddest thing I’ve seen all day. Thanks Mark. 
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