Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/24/introverted-man-hides-in-shed.html
…
Bullwinkle’s right horn has gone missing :-/
Makes me think of Arlo’s moose story:
Usually moose lose their antlers after the rutting season; this one may just be slow to lose one side, although there looked to be a whitish patch where the other antler was gone.
Unless I knew for sure it was a friendly moose, i.e., seen/raised from calf, I wouldn’t care to chance’um either, and moose can be unpredictable. I’ll let someone else post “A moose bit my sister once” with appropriate diacriticals
Pretty unfair to paint this guy as an introvert, when the moose is pretty obviously a Jehovah’s Witness. Even party animals like their privacy when the wrong guest comes knocking…
Not Jehovah’s witness, he’s PETA: “Excuse me, can I have a word with you about the evils of hunting”.
“Introverted man”? How about “Man with common sense”?
I am more frightened of moose than I am of either bear or wolves. I have known way more people attacked by a moose than the others.
I’m most afraid of mountain lions, even though I’ve never known anyone to even encounter one in person in Minnesota. But I know they’re in Sleeping Giant in Canada, and I think it’s only a matter of time before they are hanging around Northern Minnesota.
Coulda been the start of something beautiful, ya never know
@frauenfelder has the better headline.
That’s the saddest thing I’ve seen all day. Thanks Mark.
This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.