So you were Assam Orthodox and lapsed ang souchon?
Once in hospital, my Dad was asked what religion he was and the nurse actually wrote down his answer, "Welsh Tobacconist".
@LoftySpires, "Two bags go in. One drink comes out."
My tea making regieme is, "Pop a tea bag in a mug with a sweetener. Pour on boiling water. Either give the tea bag a stir and squeeze and move on to adding a splash of pleasure-free (skimmed) milk; or, wander off and forget the brew for five minutes before returning and gingerly fishing out the tea-bag before adding milk. Then I take a quick slurp of the brew before putting it down and forgetting it for 10 - 30 minutes." A mug of cold tea is lovely, as is a mug of cold, instant coffee.