Irish islamaphobe condemns Halal grocery as evidence of creeping islamification, is subsequently forcefully reminded of the global proliferation of Irish pubs

Yes, but the dare is less “I bet you wouldn’t eat that” and more “I bet you couldn’t deep-fry that and/or encase it in pastry.”

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Never dare a Scot. Never.

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And now I want some deep fried ice cream.

I should know better about food topics, they can make a person hungry!

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Who’d take that bet, though?

What wont some people deep fry and encase in pastry?

Dude, I come from a country that fries Oreos Twinkies, and butter itself…

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It’s the creeping batterification of food I can’t stand…

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Bigot!

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Right?

The proliferation of horribly unhealthy food that doesn’t even taste that good is more of concern to me than places that are halal, or kosher… or even the ‘vegan soul food’ joint down the street, which only puzzles me because because its such an oxymoron…

O_o

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Ridley Scott called, he wants his prop back.

Respect, though, you guys are really, really brave.

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But do they make the batter using Tennent’s Super?

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Not me, I have merely sojourned occasionally north of the border. Mostly in the chip shops.

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I’d fry some tiger shrimp up in that, used sparingly…

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I lost all patience for it at fried bubble gum. I mean that’s not even a guilty pleasure. That’s just… gross.

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Word.

That’s not even food.

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Note the alcoholic proof on that tramp juice. No such thing as sparingly with that stuff. The tiger shrimp would be dancing around the kitchen wearing a lampshade on its head after being doused with it.

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Carlisle is close enough to the border that buying deep fried haggis is easy.

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“Please drink responsibly”
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The only beer possibly worse than that is Spesh.
spesh

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Buying? I thought you lot were supposed to ride across the border at night and nick it?

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But that is foreign and won’t be available after Brexit.

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I did.

Sparingly means like a few drops sprinkled into the beer batter along with water.

Mama didn’t raise no fools.

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Now I want tempura.

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