I’m going to Hell for laughing at that.
Is this where I confess that I’m a dyslexic translator who wishes handwriting had a spellchecker? Is this where I confess that I was the worst student in my German class? (I mean, the teacher assigned us to rows based on how well we did in the weekly tests, and I had my own row).
ETA: Don’t worry, my work is generally better than other translators’ work that I edit.
ETA 2: Actually, that is a little disturbing.