It is National Toast Day

[anon63496581]

[crenquis]

I really enjoy toast…

[renke]

when is national cat day?

[nevadasteve]

A Toast to Toast
by Gideon O. Burton

Of all the snacks that beckon in the night
When tummies growl and gnawing hunger calls,
But one can satisfy my famished plight
And summons me to stumble through the halls.
Oh piece of bread, so humble in your slice
What magic turns your skin from white to brown?
What arrogant aromas do entice
When toaster pops and butter coats you down!
With cinnamon and sugar or with jam
I dress you in the ornaments of sweet
More sated, I, than proverb’s happy clam
When crispy, hot and warm my lips you meet.
Of every night-time treat you are the most
I honor you, great food, whose name is toast.

[XantheStone]

D2 person here.

[anon68952647]

the E1 runs east from London. and the A5 runs Northwest.

[the_borderer]

Really?

I have the E1 going South through Ireland before going on to Spain and Portugal. The A5 does go Northwest from London though.

[anon68952647]

I thought that was the E01, and the E1 was an older road, since renamed. Oh well, that’s what I get for attempting british humor as an american.

[renke]

next time try British humour : P

[the_borderer]

There are unmarked C,D and U roads but no E roads that I know of other than the European ones.

_{I’ll shut up now, I’ve already ruined the joke.}

[anon68952647]

I should stick to Quiddich jokes.