FAKE NEWS NO DADDY SONGS ON TEH PLAYLIST
/this snark brought to you by the antiemetic I had to take for this thread
First of all, twenty-one minutes? Seriously? ̶I̶ ̶m̶e̶a̶n̶,̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶r̶o̶o̶m̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶e̶i̶t̶h̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶I̶ ̶g̶u̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶k̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶.̶ And I realized that I have once again failed to identify which of the idiots in the cloud circling TFG is which. It’s understandable, of course, since TFG doesn’t seem to be able to figure out which one is/was his wife and which one is his daughter either.
Secondly, I have huge amount of criticism for the entire Trump collective, but this seems very petty.
No kink-shaming, please. /s
If it isn’t the Star Spangled Banner on repeat they are are not a TRUE PATRIOT. /s (sarcasm for the idea that being a patriot requires having sex to the Star Spangled Banner. Ivanka and the other ilk are clearly not patriots)
Oh, I did not know her and Jared were scat lickers/chasers?
The playlist evokes motionless, antiseptic coitus. It evokes two Tide pens in a plastic sale tub. It evokes Lysol wipes. It evokes the smooth, genderless slopes of a couple of undressed dolls. This is sex music only in the sense that two pages pressed together in a new Williams Sonoma catalog is sex.
And as for the other playlists, what cowardice!
I clicked and saw James Blunt. Shame away say I!
I think it is safe to assume that it wasn’t this playlist (NSFW, unless you work for a union or left wing political party)
Yeah, I also have a hard time believing they have twenty minutes and forty five seconds of foreplay.
a twenty-one-minute-long playlist rumored to be for sex
My sex playlists have all been at least 2hrs…but I liked my BFs and they liked me.
Nah. Trudeau can get it. His playlist would be more like 25 minutes.
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