Originally published at: Ivanka's Instagram followers freak out because she got injected with poison vaccine to ward off hoax covid | Boing Boing
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It’s almost as if she knows someone who was knocked for a loop from the virus
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Ivanka is now finding that the people who will still have anything to do with her are not the sophisticated socialites whose company she was accustomed to in her past life before she latched herself onto the complicity train. It’s like something out of a Jane Austen novel.
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It could not be soon enough to never hear about these tRump-scumbag grifters.
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It’s still so odd that Trumpists as a group seem to simultaneously believe
- Trump’s brilliant leadership is the only reason we got a vaccine for the deadly disease that would have claimed his very life if not for his superhuman health
- The vaccine is poison and the pandemic is a hoax
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I’m waiting for them to blame “the Jew husband”. With this crowd, that train is never late.
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I’m pretty sure they have an incredibly well-developed immunity to cognitive dissonance.
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Or Edith Wharton maybe?
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April 25th? They’ve set yet another date for his reincarnation?
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Well, you have to remember they’re not a monolith of stupid, more of a giant blob of stupid. Flexible, amorphous, and annoyingly hard to clean out of the carpet.
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I’ve heard some of their idols are famous for making trains run on time.
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#NotIvankaItsARobot
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I really love this one:
I have immune system for a reason.
Indeed you do, dumbnuts. And if you had the faintest idea what that reason was, you’d have a vaccine in a heartbeat.
But you’re a dumb, ignorant fuckwit and there is every chance your immune system will wreak its revenge with a cytokine storm if you do catch the corona.
Then you’ll know the reason you have one.
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“No thank you! I have immune system for a reason.”
But sadly no brain.
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I just hope her vaccine tracking-chip was deactivated as I want this whole family to just go away.
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They are training their doublethink muscles, fealty to the party is more important than facts. I’ll let Orwell give his $0.02
“Who controls the past,’ ran the Party slogan, ‘controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.’ And yet the past, though of its nature alterable, never had been altered. Whatever was true now was true from everlasting to everlasting. It was quite simple. All that was needed was an unending series of victories over your own memory. ‘Reality control’, they called it: in Newspeak, ‘doublethink’.”
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Future news/tweets from her will be examined and the robot hypothesis, her being her evil twin/clone, or suffering from blood clots will be discussed.
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Exactly. There are different groups that believe in Trump for different reasons (or different, self-centered goals). The overall effect looks dissonant and contradictory. It certainly makes my head spin at times.
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