Originally published at: J.R.R. Tolkien on the intensity of elf sex | Boing Boing
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At least spell the name of the ranger/king in your joke correctly!
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“He became at last the most hardy of living Men“
Aragorn was up for it. He had staying power.
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At least it isn’t Hobbit forming.
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He can definitely call me his precious.
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Aragorn?
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So “double rainbow” is slang for elf sex?
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Did Tolkien suffer from premature ejaculation?
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It’s not a typo. Arwen was so insatiable she banged an entire kingdom to death.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
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Imagine how long the ents can go at it.
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Very, very slowly but for a very long time, once they decide.
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Their flirty banter is interminable …
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You definitely don’t want to be around for the conclusion of an entmoot if you have pollen allergies.
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“Oakshaft, some call me…”
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“The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”
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Between this thread and mention of pooping wizards elsewhere on the BBS, I think I may need some time with some quality realist fiction. Can anybody recommend some Balzac?
Sorry, my Balzac is totally spent after all that elf sex.
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That’s our show!
Please tip the waitstaff.
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