Jabba the Hutt, Bruce Wayne, John Cleese among interns praised in Trump's Economic Report of the President

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/19/jabba-the-hutt-bruce-wayne-j.html

They’re acting like it was intentional now, because Trump.

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John Cleese LOATHES Trump.

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To be fair The Hutts economic plan is very job friendly.

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“our interns are indeed super heroes!”
um… since when are aunt may, jabba the hutt and john Cleese super heroes?

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Or a not so subtle hint that the report, just like the characters, is entirely fictional.

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Slightly different spelling:

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I think it’s an open admission Trump has no economic advisors. He has no advisors left at all, besides Stephen Miller and other voices in his head.

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Uh… I meant to do that!

– CEA

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Nobody ever said that economics has to be a dismal science. That was never a problem. Stop trying to look cool.

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Surprised it’s not 20 people all coincidentally named Alan Smithee.

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Mackenzie Dickhundt (?)

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If I were doing something to help Trump, I wouldn’t want my real name out there either. Statistically, it just doesn’t end well for the helper.

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I’m pretty sure all his interns loathe him.

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Pragya Parthasarathy here to pick up a passport, please.

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Perhaps there are people early in their careers who do not want to be historically associated with the Trump administration in the future, however badly they need the paycheck and experience.

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No intern named “Hugh Mann”? Missed opportunity…

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I am enjoying the implication that a bunch of superheroes showed up to help out the completely unprepared Trump administration and the geniuses running the office over there said: “Hmm, Bruce Wayne, internationally reknowned industrialist with connections everywhere? Well I guess you could try out for ‘intern.’”

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Not even a Phil McCracken. Failure compounded upon failure.

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