Wait, you have a penis mightier? You are sitting on a gold mine!
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Yeah; unsolicited dick pics are one of the ultimate exceptions to the rule.
But now that you mention it, replying to such messages with pics of other dudes’ dicks seems like a reciprocal response.
After all, one “good” turn deserves another…
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“Well how can you be SURE you don’t want to see it when you don’t even know what it looks like yet? Get out of THAT logic, you unappreciative harpy!”
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As much I as I couldn’t resist my joke above about using someone else’s picture. I just don’t get the whole thinking behind sending dick pics. Even in my hornier single days I never would have thought that would be just the thing to make women like me.
Where do these BOYS figure out that this is acceptable behavior outside of craigslist ads?
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I dunno; porn sites, maybe?
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It’s basically just the modern-day version of this:
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I don’t really understand this song. I’ll bet she wants to see my penis!
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I obviously can’t speak for all straight dudes, but I honestly don’t see the point of a picture of a bit of physiology in isolation. Like, a nude pic including the person’s face (if it came from my spouse or I hypothetically weren’t married) - great. But it it’s really just a picture of someone’s genitals? If it was from someone I already liked, I’d take it as a positive signal, but I still wouldn’t actually find it especially hot
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Kudos to you then, for having a higher set of standards.
Unfortunately, many straight males seem to be into images of isolated body parts; and so they often expect women to like them as well. And maybe some of them do, but context matters greatly.
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Among the staid gentry of my youth, a young gentlemen would signal one’s interest by sending an appropriate cook book to a young lady via first class mail.
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31 posts in, and no one has mentioned the evil banana?
I mean, come on BoingBoing, just look at it!
Now I feel a little sad, like this thread was just not quite as good as I expected it to be.
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Here’s my dick pic
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Would “disappointed” best describe how you feel?
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I was thinking about “just don’t show me it” or something along those line.
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Dude… Nobody wants to see that.
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I agree. Pardon me for offering some unsolicited insight into what I personally find hot, but I’m personally turned off by (ahem–naughty movies since I’m at work) that indulge in close-ups of the genitalia doing what they do. I much prefer to see the context, especially to confirm that both parties appear to be having a swell time. I like to see faces, arms, legs, bodies, writhing in ecstasy (feigned or preferably otherwise). The mechanics of the in-n-out, the close-ups of the secretions… I don’t need that stuff and don’t particularly enjoy it without that context.
And facials are, in my unsolicited opinion, lame, boring, dickwilting, unappetizing, and frequently degrading wastes of what should be a mutual good time.
And if I never see another butthole close-up, it’ll be too soon.
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I see you have won one Internet. Mutants, we are done here.
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Why yes, that’s exactly it! Thanks for noticing. 
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That could have worked too. I know some folks got tired of them at the time, but I always liked the banana posts.
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What about the knife? Where do I buy a knife sharp enough to cut a banana I’m holding in my other hand? 
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