Jaelyn the Alien definitely does not want to see your penis

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In a completely unrelated question to dick pics, where can I get a macro lens attachment for a Samsung phone?

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You’re more than welcome to do so; that’s your choice.

Regardless, anyone who foolishly sends me an unsolicited dick pick can be certain that the image will end up somewhere else other than the recipient’s intent.

That it’s an easy approach is the entire point; such basic vulgarity is not worth expending any extra energy.

Besides, it seems to work; no one has sent me any unwanted peen shots in years.

:slight_smile:

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And we’re far too classy to ask about the wanted ones. :wink:

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That happens with all nude pics exchanged doesn’t it - they end up somewhere other than intended?

I am soooo glad there were no intertubes when I was coming up. Nor easily accessible cameras that could be “self developed” (means you could get the pics yourself kiddo’s) - let alone everyone having a digital camera in their pocket shudder - heck, I had to hunt down a Polaroid in order to make a run of fake ID’s when I was 17…

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But of course!

(Those are another story, for another time.)

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Your rapt audience is assured!

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*lolz!

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