Jailed gentleman holds in possible evidence-bearing poop for 40 days

I came, I saw “Expensive Shit,” and I felt that our work was done here.

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‘Wrapped up like a douche on the roller of the night’ is so much more meaningful though.

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“we’re going to allow this man to cause himself serious harm because drugs are bad”

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it’s certainly more meaningless.

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The song’s meaning shifts a bit when you realize he’s talking about those assholes that pull the muffler off of their V-Twins and gun them all around town at 3am.

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Huh, thought it was a Deuce Coupe reference, thanks!

the popo wants his poopoo

also, evidence needs a very specific chain of custody. ewwww.

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IIRC there was never an official statement as to what the hell he was talking about, so you may be right.

I would have had no idea of this reference had I not just read the story a couple of weeks ago. And considering how that story ends, it might be perfectly horribly apt.

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Not something I wanted to know. But then the one that truly gave me nightmares was the glass rod up the penis followed by liberal hammering. William Shirer, if you want a reference. Nazis were really not nice people.

First thing that came to my mind - there’s a Monty Python’s skit about it:

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