Jeans "designed" by tigers and lions


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#2

My cousin-in-law (or whatever) tried to market gangster jeans, shot full of bullet holes with his sideways 9mm. The spent casings were then somehow attached to the garment. I believe there was some graffiti, also.

Don’t believe he ever sold a pair but I’m not gonna go off half cocked underestimating stupid.


#3

I was making fun of my niece whose jeans appeared to be distressed with a fork or perhaps a cat claw.

This turned into a comedy bit about a sweat shop utilizing cats to distress jeans.

“Meow meow meow.”

“No you only work 8 hour. You have 2 more hour to work. No break for you! Bad kitty! You scratch jeans or no tuna for you!”


#4

Seems like a great way for zoos to raise a bit more funds while giving toys for the animals to play with.


#5

Well somebody has to be outraged, so I am outraged at this exploitation of nonhuman animals for profit!


#6

I’m outraged that you are unjustly excluding animals from expressing their creativity and entering the textile industry, which is still very much a (hu)man’s world.


#7

That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the post. It seems someone out there is always trying to make a run at selling similar products. (The spent casings sound like a new angle, though.)


#8

Step 1: Wrap nice new jeans around tires. Step 2: Throw it to the cats. Step 3: Sell the remains.
Looks like Step 1 is actually “wrap nice new denim fabric around tires” and Step 3 is “make jeans of the remains.”


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