Jeans designed to look like your fly is down

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/06/21/jeans-designed-to-look-like-your-fly-is-down.html

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Surely Balenciaga are already selling these for $1895, right?

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Can an amazing piece of trompe l’oeil depicting one’s private bits lolling in the breeze be far away? (“uhm…gots these truck nuts right here…?”)

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Jimmy Fallon Oops GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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I have enough anxiety about my fly being actually down, thank you.

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Yo dawg, we heard you leave your fly open. So we made it so you can leave your fly open while leaving your fly open!

I must say, I think the interchangeable knee distressing pocket is on to something though.

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I get so mad at myself but also people around me who won’t tell me when I forget.

I really don’t need pretend open fly.

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Punk Americana GIF by The Offspring

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Deez Nuts Jeans.

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Now, if those jeans were actually unzipped, but you were wearing denim underwear…

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Fake fly down. What is beyond ‘first world’?
Zipper Ugh GIF by Studios 2016

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Late stage capitalism

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Well, apparently double denim is back for 2024 so :man_shrugging:

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Denim with forced air by Apple. Coming this P(&W()&PGFYQ(#YOVB:EO QGFYI:

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I will need the Rats of (acro)NIMN to decipher the latter half of your comment.

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day ride GIF

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We’re just around the corner from someone hawking denim, with built-in AI!!!

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I thought that was a transparent reference to a certain inflection in sexting. Nobody wants to study the classics like SexyLosers.com on Wayback…oof that was painful ne’mind.

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