Jeans designed to look like your fly is down

[Rusty_Blazenhoff]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/06/21/jeans-designed-to-look-like-your-fly-is-down.html

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[McGreens]

Surely Balenciaga are already selling these for $1895, right?

[theophrastus]

Can an amazing piece of trompe l’oeil depicting one’s private bits lolling in the breeze be far away? (“uhm…gots these truck nuts right here…?”)

[Mindysan33]

[Shuck]

I have enough anxiety about my fly being actually down, thank you.

[atteSmythe]

Yo dawg, we heard you leave your fly open. So we made it so you can leave your fly open while leaving your fly open!

I must say, I think the interchangeable knee distressing pocket is on to something though.

[tcg550]

I get so mad at myself but also people around me who won’t tell me when I forget.

I really don’t need pretend open fly.

[Tamsin_Bailey]

[RickMycroft]

Deez Nuts Jeans.

[vrplumber]

Now, if those jeans were actually unzipped, but you were wearing denim underwear…

[RickMycroft]

"Stain stonewashed" jeans look like you peed yourself

[Phil_FR]

Fake fly down. What is beyond ‘first world’?

[ficuswhisperer]

@Phil_FR

What is beyond ‘first world’?

Late stage capitalism

[PPK]

Well, apparently double denim is back for 2024 so

[Flossaluzitarin]

Denim with forced air by Apple. Coming this P(&W()&PGFYQ(#YOVB:EO QGFYI:

[vrplumber]

I will need the Rats of (acro)NIMN to decipher the latter half of your comment.

[Mindysan33]

[Gyrofrog]

Leevi's 3 Legged Jeans - Saturday Night Live

[leidentech]

We’re just around the corner from someone hawking denim, with built-in AI!!!

[Flossaluzitarin]

I thought that was a transparent reference to a certain inflection in sexting. Nobody wants to study the classics like SexyLosers.com on Wayback…oof that was painful ne’mind.