Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/06/09/skin-tight-with-bite-lion-ma.html
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I’d take organically distressed raw (okay, maybe washed once to get rid of predator drool) denim jeans over factory faded/torn jeans any day…if I were to take them at all. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Actual lion-mauled jeans DO have a certain appeal =).
I’ll just don ‘normal’ jeans and claim that it was gummed by toothless lions. Done!
This is at least clever rather than the butt stupid pre-distrested jeans that sell for silly dollar amounts.
when I was a youngster my mother had a pair of mountain lion distressed slacks that she got the old fashioned way; they were distressed by the cougar while Mom was still wearing them ( a ‘sorta’ tame cougar). I thought they were so cool. I wanted to take them to show and tell at school; no dice. She wouldn’t even wear them again
How will you explain the drool?
So when one of them escapes their enclosure they instinctively go for the humans wearing the denim. Good idea.
I love this. Japan does not fuck around when it comes to its collective love for denim – I’m sure these will sell out fast.
(And at first I thought this might be some more crap from the @boingboingshop so I almost didn’t read it.)
Droll is proof of gumming.
NEXT!
FTFY!
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