Boring. 
Thanks, and I thought you were so wonderfulā¦
If someone held a gun to my head and told me to vote for one of the current Republican candidates Iād tell them to pull the trigger.
Only redeeming characteristic of Kasich is he would force Pink Floyd to get back together (thatād be a sweet sweet marriage of art and music dontchaknow). Iāll content myself with their discography as is, leavened by their solo careers.
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if i had to vote for one of the republicans running, iād vote for hillary.
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Am I the only one that thinks the little toy tortoises look like of neat? Made of some sort of painted metal it looks like. Would make a nice monopoly piece.
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You the man!
As for meā¦
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Dignified too! Nothing says āpresidentialā like a pocketful of baby turtles.
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You the WoMAN!
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I see what you did there!
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All the way down, baby!
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Good lord no! Think of the Cheney!
If I absolutely had to cast a vote for a Republican it would be Trump. Just because holy shit what happens next.
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The bullet? Write in Noam Chomsky?
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Itās not that I think Bush should be doing better than Trump and Cruz, but I think Trump and Cruz should be doing a lot worse than Bush. I feel sorry for anyone who has to share a room with those sociopaths. Neither of the two confrontations with Trump would make me feel less inclined to vote for Jeb.
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I would look at the name engraved on the gun, and vote for that candidate.
This scenario brings to mind the words;
āShoot, coward! You are only going to kill a man!ā
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If someone held a gun to my head and said I had to vote for a Republican candidate, Iād say fuck man what the hell is wrong with you! That is such a weird thing to demand of me at gunpoint!
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On the contrary - itās entirely coherent.
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That is such a fucking awful thought but I canāt argue against it.
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