The main takeaway from this is not that anyone is critical of things that may have happened, but that they happened WHILE HE WAS WEARING HIS WEDDING RING - AND IT WAS VISIBLE!!
For fuck’s sake people, do shit, whatever you like, but not IF YOU ARE WEARING A WEDDING RING - and CERTAINLY NOT IF IT IS VISIBLE!!!
Won’t someone think of the publicity-shy wedding rings?
So Trump hates Bezos.
Bezos owns Washington Post (if memory serves me correctly).
National Enquirer was in Trump’s pockets until they get on the Muller radar and Trump bails.
Suddenly once things really start getting heated-ish wiht Muller these show up…is the Inquirer / Pecker trying to get back in on Trump’s good side to save his own ass?
Or:
Kushner (aka Damien), owner of in-debt 666 building, has his debts mysteriously paid off.
Khashoggi (WaPo) investigates Kushner handing over classified materials to MBS (in return for debt relief?).
Saudi Arabia purchases Israeli iPhone hacking software to track Khashoggi.
MBS kills Khashoggi.
WaPo (Bezos) investigates and reports on Khashoggi killing, implicating MBS.
Bezos phone hacked “by government agency”
Do you write for McSweeney’s by chance?
No, because they’re clever, and I’m not. But man that’s a great article.
Translation: “Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit…”
AMI hired Jon Hammond, of Hammond Strategies LLC, to do crisis management PR.
https://au.linkedin.com/in/hammond1
“Bezos Throttles Pecker”
“Bezos Exposes; Pecker Shaken”
“Bezos Smacks Pecker”
etc.
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