Jeff Goldblum can't cook, hosts cooking show anyway

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I love Jeff Goldblum, but this


is the yardstick, the benchmark, the limbo bar that all cooking shows, whatever their hosts, guest or premise, must measure up to.
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Regarding the trick of ripening an avocado:

  • put the avocado in a paper bag with a banana and an apple for 2 days,

I can do that one better:

  • put the avocado on the kitchen counter for 2 days.

Saves the time and expense of the banana and the apple and the paper bag!

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Charming. 9_9

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Flavor, uh, finds a way.

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and not behaving like a sanctimonious jerk?

That’s a life skill, too, and not difficult.

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To paraphrase Lancelot Biggs, it is simply applied chemistry, so how could it not be easy?

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Does anyone want any toast?

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No, thanks, I’m a waffle man.

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Yeah, BE SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY.

Amirite?

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true, but I am impressed. Most people understand that respect is given and earned, but this is an impressive turnabout on our normal expections, respect is withheld and then demanded here, and that’s impressive, no?

Not in a role model sense, but it’s one heck of a head game he appears to have going.

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