best euphemism ever.
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More like erection stimulation, amirite?
I’ll go now.
ETA: I see a couple of others beat me to the finish.
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Yes Brainspore, yes! Beautifully put.
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[ETA: change of facepalm provider…]
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Totally stealing that term; thanks.
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In the election simulation Jeffrey Toobin was supposed to be playing the the role of the courts. Surely there is some apropos 2020 nightmare metaphor about the courts off masturbating while Trump tries to steal the election
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The fact that this gaffe took place at the oh-so-civilized and intelligent New Yorker just adds to the hilarity. I mean, what does one say in such circumstances?
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Oh leave your dick IN your pants…damn it I need to draft a memo explaining my confusion.
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I always get paranoid I’m going to be asked to present and my screen will go to some cute picture on the Unicorn thread or something, so I also try to make sure my browser is turned off for meetings. I guess it could have been worse and we could have found out exactly what Toobin’s fetish is.
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Eustace Tilley be like:
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With everyone working remotely, I’m kind of surprised that this hasn’t happened constantly. Is Toobin just the biggest jerk off to do it?
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Often? Sure.
Frequently? Perhaps.
Constantly? Just send me an email instead thanks.
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You just know what the New Yorker cartoon caption submissions are going to be like for the next year, right?
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If he didn’t love himself, who else was going to? Meanwhile, I recall several meetings in the software biz where mental masturbation, even mutual, was rampant among both techies and managers.* I think it’s epidemic.
(*) Those who can, program.
Those who can’t program, manage.
Those who can’t manage, manage programmers.
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Problem is, our professional settings are now our homes.
My new (work supplied) camera doesn’t have an activity light so I have to double check I have logged out of my last meeting on MS teams.
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Little Jeff Toobin,
Sat there a’Zoomin,
Showing he wasn’t shy,
He throttled his member,
From here to September,
And then said a hasty bye bye.
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Yep. Makes it tough to watch porn and jerk off while attending work meetings.
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This election simulation
is erection stimulation.
Got me full of consternation.
This ain’t a simulation?
Maybe a permutation
of a hell of a mutation.
Some kind of allegation
my wand I did emblazon
I fear some litigation
due to observation
of my tool in proximation
of my hand in scintillation
I’m resigned to termination.
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