OMG, I want this photo as my avatar. 
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ProTip: Only expose your juicy bits on camera if paid to do so.
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Toobin is quite literally a wanker. There. I said it.
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But… how is that explanation any better, though?
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He was in a meeting and thought it was great to masturbate at work as long as no one could see him. He doesn’t say that he turned off the microphone.
It’s certainly not a recognized motion under Roberts Rules of Order. Sexual harassment in any book. Theft of service too.
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Two people who were on the call told VICE separately that the call was an election simulation
Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
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Perhaps he just misunderstood when the chair announced “The meeting will now come to order.”
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He sure got yanked pretty fast.
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I had a similar faux pas the other day when I accidentally shared a copy of a department meeting agenda with my urologist.
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It’ll never stand up in court, what with all the performance anxiety.
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Not gonna lie, I read that as “stimulation” at least twice…
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It’s hard not to see all the unintentional humor in this story.
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He thought they said “stimulation”.
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Maybe it was a tiny lighthouse?
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When I was a kid, these guys wore raincoats and lurked in alleys. Ain’t he heard as a legal analyst that “Justice is blind, but the neighbors ain’t?”
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I read “election” as “erection” more than once.
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I’m pretty sure Pence became fully erect when he first learned that im-potus had the Covid
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