Jeremy Renner tries to convince us Hawkeye isn’t lame via song


His real super power is the ability to kill the Bourne Identify franchise.

Ruben Bolling summed up the limitations of his particular superpower pretty succinctly:


Jeremy Renner can’t even convince me Jeremy Renner isn’t lame.


Why is Hawkeye lamer than Black Widow? They’re both “un-powered.”

It’s interesting how most “un-powered” superheroes are very definitely superhuman by real-world standards. A longbow is just not ever going to stand up against a machine gun in real life, but this is a archer who can somehow get better range, accuracy, speed, and stopping power than a trained sniper with a good rifle. However he does it, that’s pretty hardcore.

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