Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/14/jesus-shoes-are-nikes-lace.html
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Can you walk on water with those? Do the heal blisters?
It seems sacrilegious to put holy water on ones smelly feet and grind it into the dirt with every step.
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I think they’re great.
Anyone owning these is showing exactly what kind of person they are.
No confusion. No mixed messages.
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I wanted to buy a pair for heretical reasons, but not for $4000.
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shoe speculating site
Surely this deserves the “Late-stage capitalism” tag.
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You have to be one rich fisherman to afford those shoes.
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The MSCHF in the model name may, or may not, be a sign that his is not meant entirely seriously.
You decide.
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I think “MSCHF” is the super expensive sneaker retailer. Their website is mschf.xyz.
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Christ, what a shoe sole.
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Vampires will no longer bite my feet.
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“…laced…”
cough
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Buy for $2,000, sell for $3,888?
Yeahm, this looks like exactly the type of thing that has no real value except to speculators.
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Whut?
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laced with holy water
Although technically, they’re laced with a crucifix. The holy water is in the soles so you, too, can walk on water just like JAYYYYY-zus!
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Because I’m feeling particularly irreverent today, do you know what INRI stands for?
I’m Nailed Right In
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Shouldn’t that be the “River Air Jordan?”
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Beat me to it.
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