John Henry the samurai racing a tireless killer robot


#1

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#2

This is not a samurai, any more than the High Elf who killed the car was a knight.


#3

I’m seeing nothing but 3 minutes of scrolling text. Am I missing something?


#4

[qoute] that makes mean, abstract ceramic coil-pots. [/qoute]

Yes, but can it reach around you heartbreakingly to teach you how to make pots while wearing Whoopie Golberg as a vessel after it dies?


#5

Not sure. But that’s all I see too. Weird, eh?


#6

Here you go!


#7

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(near end of 1st paragraph of 3 minutes of scrolling text)
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#8

i like how at the end when he bows the ‘arm’, hes bowing to himself. they just motion captured his movements to program the ‘arm’. that was actually fucken awesome.


#9

“Arm the robots with swords,” they said.
“What could possibly go wrong?” they said…


#10

I just see scrolling text too from the embedded link. But I am able to view the video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=279&v=O3XyDLbaUmU


#11

Holy shit that is a fast robot :smile:


#12

“Screw the Three Laws, these clowns just handed me a sword and taught me how to use it.”


#13

No, but it can teach a mean DP masterclass while recreating Murderboats in Dwarf Fortress NG wearing young Patrick Swayze. You’ll be on the hook to score it, though.


#14

Candyfactory Translate renders it as the non-nutrient-extracting ceramic-boned guy and the metal-boned guy chasing each other through a harvest of bamboo with a dark matte, lots of squinting, and some sparkly speedlines. There are all these turning points involving low blood sugar and subtle armored cable replacement.


#15

we already taught a robot Kung Fu

would have sad but hilarious to remix this with one of Doozers with the yellow helmets flopping in half in the background.


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