Originally published at: Junior Trump now hawking MAGA steaks from a BBB-revoked company | Boing Boing
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Yum yum yum fresh horse/rat/roadside possum meat.
Is that the sound of a person choking on a poor quality, discolored steak?
I thought that the entire Trump family made millions of dollars out of the presidency. So why are they still engaging in such pedestrian business? I would have thought they’d moved on to less proletarian types of ventures.
Grifters got to grift.
Vkusno-i Tochka is looking for crypto meat for their crypto burgers. Seems like a natural fit.
Junior is so unimaginative, pathetic and thirsty for Biff’s love that he has to copy one of his dad’s old scams instead of coming up with one of his own.
Alas, this will still not make daddy love you.
Nice try, though.
Is that like cryptid meat? As in Bigfoot and Nessie steaks?
Cocaine is VERY expensive.
Drumpf Steaks, by Sharpie Images.
But the good news here is they are falling down the financial well if they’re resorting to shilling fly-by-night meat products.
Ah, so it’s bat!
I saw this sort of thing pretty much daily when I lived In Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, and in the smaller towns in Russia and Ukraine.
I’d still trust Marat and his trunk-full of mystery meat parts over whatever Junior is shilling.
His dad failed at selling red meat and alcohol…to Americans.
His eyes are barely open.
He’s so baked.
This is the way you show your family you love them by buying these meats…
More like, this is the way one is forced to lower oneself — flogging dubious meats, for fuck’s sake! — when Daddy refuses to share the take from his ongoing con-game.
No, too small. Try this: https://youtu.be/TjGfTL6l-HM?t=70
Can he sicken more than the “dozens of people” that Lauren Boebert did by selling bad food?