Junior Trump now hawking MAGA steaks from a BBB-revoked company

Originally published at: Junior Trump now hawking MAGA steaks from a BBB-revoked company | Boing Boing

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Yum yum yum fresh horse/rat/roadside possum meat.

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Is that the sound of a person choking on a poor quality, discolored steak?

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I thought that the entire Trump family made millions of dollars out of the presidency. So why are they still engaging in such pedestrian business? I would have thought they’d moved on to less proletarian types of ventures.

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Grifters got to grift.

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Vkusno-i Tochka is looking for crypto meat for their crypto burgers. Seems like a natural fit.

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Is he selling meat out of a trunk of a car?
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Junior is so unimaginative, pathetic and thirsty for Biff’s love that he has to copy one of his dad’s old scams instead of coming up with one of his own.

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Ice T Reaction GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Alas, this will still not make daddy love you.

Nice try, though.

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Is that like cryptid meat? As in Bigfoot and Nessie steaks?

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Cocaine is VERY expensive.

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Drumpf Steaks, by Sharpie Images.

But the good news here is they are falling down the financial well if they’re resorting to shilling fly-by-night meat products.

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Ah, so it’s bat!

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I saw this sort of thing pretty much daily when I lived In Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, and in the smaller towns in Russia and Ukraine.

I’d still trust Marat and his trunk-full of mystery meat parts over whatever Junior is shilling.

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His dad failed at selling red meat and alcohol…to Americans.

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His eyes are barely open.

He’s so baked.

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This is the way you show your family you love them by buying these meats…

More like, this is the way one is forced to lower oneself — flogging dubious meats, for fuck’s sake! — when Daddy refuses to share the take from his ongoing con-game.

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