Just in time for Halloween, a new Hellmouth opens near Salem

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/11/just-in-time-for-halloween-a.html

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where Massachusetts’ sneakily-privatized and FOIA-immune NEMLEC SWAT Units are headquartered

They acquiesced to their records being FOIA-elgible years ago. https://www.aclum.org/en/cases/aclu-massachusetts-v-nemlec

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If we start hearing about “gas leaks” causing “mass hallucinations”, you can take that as confirmation it is indeed all hell-mouthy there.

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Coming up on Halloween…

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The Hellmouth is right in front of a place that advertises rosaries and just down the street from the Blaire House, which absolutely must be related to The Blaire Witch Project. I mean, it’s so obvious!

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My brother lives in Tewksbury. I’ll have to get the scoop from him. He’s a trustworthy soul. Certainly not the kind that would be part of a secret cabal to open such a thing.

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It’s Massachusetts. As long as their house is not visible from the road and they have enough money without being flashy, no one cares where they came from.

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A hellmouth near Salem? What is Trump doing in Massachusetts?

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No, a hellMOUTH.

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Eliza Dushku’s brother Aaron ran for reelection to city council here in Watertown a few years ago, and the missus and me were delighted to see her holding a sign for him outside our polling place when we went to vote.

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A lot of orange in that graphic.

Well, we actually pronounce it “hellmith”.

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