Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/05/whatchamacallit.html
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Curved Yellow Fruit is great in your morning oatmeal.
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So, imitation bananas? Like imitation crab?
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I assume you mean “rolled grain soup.”
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And Jehovah God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest the round red fruit thou shalt surely die.
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Who’re you calling a curved yellow fruit?
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Great. Now I really want a glazed yeast ring. Thanks for bringing that up.
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Yes, they are stored next to the round orange fruit (I forget what that fruit is called, the juice is delicious though.)
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My trademark on the term “Banana®” went into effect as of June 1, 2019. If you have not yet purchased a license, kindly cease and desist from using the term in online postings.
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Fits right in with LiartownUSA. Previously: https://boingboing.net/2013/03/08/if-you-like-surreal-photoshop.html (sadly that blog has taken a long term/forever break)
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Should say: Artisanal handpicked curved yellow fruit. Also, should be $1.50!
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Please, please, please! Be careful what you wish for!!
Which?
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Is it a squash of some kind?
I’ve never seen them with squared off ridges along the length like that. The result of growing under too tightly packed conditions in factory farm setting?
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I’m looking at a curved peach fruit right now!!
heh
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The price is really cheap. Maybe there’s like a banana consortium that establishes a price floor; and if you sell them any cheaper than that you can’t use the word “banana”.
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My kid’s early years were spent in coffee shops and we didn’t ever buy typical junk food items. So one day walking through the grocery store when my daughter was 3 or 4, we walked past the Hostess products area. She exclaimed excitedly, “LOOK CHOCOLATE BAGELS!” when she saw the chocolate doughnuts.
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All well and good. However, I did not use the term for which is under scrutiny, but was merely quoting the term.
Good day sir
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