Blaming Salesforce for the shape is silly because they leased the building after it was partially constructed. It may be open to interpretation but the building has been a running joke for some time in SF, mainly because of the monotonous shaft like resemblance and the fact that most new construction and old here in SF is late/modernist, postmodern, art deco etc and usually rectangular with jagged spires. Salesforce tower just looks defiantly out of place.
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Windowed… for her pleasure?
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Some more than others.
The Salesforce Phallus bothers me much less than the ‘scraper located at One Rincon Hill; that fucker is right next to a highway onramp to the Bay Bridge, and totally looks like it will topple over like a freakin’ Jenga tower during the next 'big one."
O_o
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I moved back to NoVA from the Bay Area in 2015. At that time, the Salesforce Tower was just a hole in the ground.
Oh, my! That went up fast!
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Seperated at birth?
(This joke shamelessly stolen from @TelstarLogistic on Twitter.)
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Yeah, I purposely didn’t mention the hideous design.
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Fuck the tip.
are not all fails falic
Indeed. Also, I dont get how the Salesforce tower is so particularly “monstrous”
(Only listen to it at work with ear plugs.)
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A freaking classic!
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