Just when you thought celebrity nostrum-peddling couldn’t get any worse...

Originally published at: Just when you thought celebrity nostrum-peddling couldn't get any worse… | Boing Boing

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So wait, Kim Kardashian was one of those two girls who shared a cup?

Suddenly a lot makes sense now…

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Allegedly, that clip was a farce; not poop but some kind of food that looked like poop.

Regardless, I will still never watch it…

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Yeah, having watched it, that much was obvious.

I did join others in thinking that all the fun was having OTHER people watch it. The older the viewer the better, from what I remember.

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It explains a lot about the Kardashians

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Hearing what it was supposed to be about was enough for me to be like:

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Meh, no biggie.

Paying any attention whatsoever to Kim Kardashian though?

puke throw up GIF

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Word.

Admitting that she’s so shallow she’d eat shit to stay looking young?

I genuinely pity her, even though she has more money than I can even imagine.

I have a true treasure that she will never know; loving myself for me, and seeing every wrinkle and grey hair as the badges of honor that they are; most of my peers won’t ever make it to being ‘old’, statistically speaking.

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drinking semen, all to stay young and healthy and vibrant

Heh. Oldest trick in the book.

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Not the thing the Beyond Meat folks want to hear from her at the moment

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Eat shit Kim.

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My dog has, on two occasions I’m aware of, apparently decided his skin needed some extra help.

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How about this - if she shuts the fuck up forever, she never need eat shit again?

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I’d rather look fuglier than I normally do than eat poop.

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Just like the great Upton Sinclair told us “It is difficult to get an influencer to not eat shit, when her salary depends on the absolute shallowness of her fanbase.”

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And then of course immediately decided to give slobbery kisses to his owners, right?

Or did he wait until after he’d performed some very personal, dare we say intimate grooming?

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He is a very kissy dog, but I hate it when he licks me, so I avoid it if I can.