Justice swift after man poos on pub tables


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#2

For it is, it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king…


#3

30 minutes apart? Either he has impressive control of his GI or there was some intricate planning involved. Maybe with some fiber…


#4

I’m surprised that he got in trouble. Everyone knows that you shouldn’t shit where you eat, but I thought that it was perfectly fine to shit where you drink.


#5

Apparently we’ve at last found a male perpetrator who is not a gentleman. And to think it was in Cornwall!


#6

I am continually impressed with the class and elegance of the English.


#7
...his crimes were committed 30 minutes apart.

That makes it sound like he had someone following him around with a stopwatch.


#8

Had he performed the same feat 30 minutes apart in Penzance and John O’Groats, everyone might be clapping.


#9

Actually, if it was a Wetherspoons pub, I’d say that incident was him accidentally spilling his bar food.


#10

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