Kenny Rogers' body is missing in this week's dubious tabloids

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What’s Kenny Rogers body missing?

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He left his islands in the stream, remember?

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Well, you gotta know when to hold ‘em.

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Willy Nelson got unstoned and stole it.

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Well, he picked a fine time to leave them.

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He just checked in to see what condition his condition was in.

Meanwhile, I read he performed his tragic song RUBY DON’T TAKE YOUR LOVE TO TOWN in live shows as a happy sing-along. Scumbaggery knows few limits.

I was thinking he might be in a suitcase.

and know when to fold 'em.

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Ya picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With 400 children and a crop in the field…

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