Originally published at: Kentucky museum displays piece of meat that fell from sky during freaky meat shower - Boing Boing
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“Kentucky meat shower” sounds like a euphemism that would raise eyebrows in polite company and with HR, and the idea of that brings me joy.
“DNA testing has been inclusive” [sic] apparently.
Inclusive of what, I wonder
Or a good band name.
Kentucky Meat Shower™
A favorite of mine:
c’mon, “meatier shower” was right there
And the ambiguity of how to pronounce ‘shower’ is delightful.
Imagine the fans crammed against the stage at the front, all chanting: “Show us the meat! Show us the meat!”
The wonders of the universe and the complexities of the human response to it are truly marvelous. But sometimes they also boil down to “something fell from the sky, hold my beer Jed…I’m gon’ eat that.”
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