Kim Jong-Un "climbs" Mt Paektu

:musical_note: Just like Kim
His country’s been
Closed to you :musical_note:

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I don’t think it is so much that he can control the weather, but that the weather is afraid of him. Like Chuck Norris. In fact just about any Chuck Norris joke can be told straight about Kim Jong Un in the DPRK.

:musical_note: Why do LRBMs fall down from the sky,
ev’ry time you walk by? :musical_note:

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I was wondering why you would put a fence at the top of a mountain, so is that the Chinese border behind him, with the gap in it? Doesn’t seem very “supreme leaderish” to muck around at your neighbour’s border.

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No, this shows that he could invade the PRC, and surround the whole PLA, all on his own, if he wanted to.

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:musical_note: On the day that you were born the devils got together
And decided to create a nightmare true
Now you’ve brainwashed people everywhere
To think the mountain came to you
And put itself beneath your shiny shoe
(diddle dum, diddle dum)
That’s why birds… :musical_note:

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What does the broken chain behind him symbolize?

The proletariat has broken the chains of imperialist oppression!

Or maybe he just tried to sit on it.

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