So close, and yet so far…
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I hate how thoroughly I have to wash anything I buy from that place. 
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They could try, oh, let’s see,
Arrive and Depart
Enter and Leave
Reach and Quit
Hail and Farewell …ooo, maybe not.
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I don’t see the problem here.
He was just following instructions.
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Besides, I don’t think the kind of dudes who jerk off at a gas station really care what it’s called.
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“Every national chain sounds disgusting. Jack in the Box. Hardee’s. The Gap. Jiffy Lube. Dick’s. BJ’s Wholesale.” —Artie, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
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The neon on this place has been in various states of degradation for a while but is divided up into three segments - “muff” “ler” “city”.
“Ler” has been out on the other side for some time.
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In n Out Burger still strikes me as describing what it does to one’s digestion. As for Kum N Go, I don’t know why they didn”t just switch over to being a chain brothel
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Well met.
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Kum & Goo it is!
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There’s a British pub where I grew up called the Cock 'n Bull.
A kid in my high school (who totally wasn’t me!) used two strips of gaff tape to change it to
Cock in Butt
In 1992 that was the funniest thing I had ever seen.
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You can still buy these sharpeners for lead in your pencil
https://kum.net/en/produkt-kategorie/long-cone-sharpener/
Highly recommended.
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It was 1975.
Two years after “Deep Throat.”
But OK.
1590 is a little more than 2 years before 1975
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I wonder if they’ll be getting rid of their theme song too
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