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Oh, I get it; that was just me getting in a dis because dude is a definitively terrible human being as well as a subpar artist.

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So awful, he was dis-invited from a Trumphouse event.

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woman dont threaten me with good time

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I know Ben Garrisonโ€™s comics defy mortal logic or coherency but Iโ€™m still trying to parse the whole โ€œMโ€ word thing. Did Donald get kicked out of WokeDisneyLand for calling Mickey a โ€œMigger?โ€ Is Ben Garrison trying to suggest that white people are being oppressed because they arenโ€™t allowed to use ethnic slurs in Disney parks anymore? And if MIckey has a problem with โ€œSnow White Privilegeโ€ why is he venting his wrath at a character who wasnโ€™t even in that movie?

The Black Lives Matterhorn sounds like an awesome ride though.

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If I were inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt (which I am not) then I would guess โ€œMAGA.โ€ But your suggestion of a racial epithet seems more likely.

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George-Costanza-Eating-Popcorn

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When Baier told Cheney โ€œWe on this show donโ€™t do that,โ€ I 100% read it as we donโ€™t tell people the election was not rigged. Then I remember Faux News is allergic to that level of self-aware honesty.

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There was another case of that with someoneโ€™s dead mother, I think, in Pennsylvania, again for Trump. So, sure, there was voter fraudโ€ฆ IN FAVOR OF TRUMP.

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The only โ€œfunnyโ€ thing about Ben Garrisonโ€™s work is the utter lack of self-awareness that turns basically every comic into an unintentional self-own.

Like, that whole โ€œwoke Disneyโ€ comic? Shit, that looks great to me!

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Since itโ€™s one of the Snow White Dwarfs saying it is it โ€œmidgetโ€? Iโ€™m equally perplexed.

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are there any โ€œcomediansโ€ of the right who donโ€™t end up providing unintentional humor by self-owning?

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And @Brainspore, I thought โ€œthe M wordโ€ might be Mickey? Or maybe Mouse?

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The party of family values

spongebob meme

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It seems like whatever the word is supposed to be itโ€™s somehow analogous to โ€œthe โ€˜Nโ€™ wordโ€ in that the white characters arenโ€™t โ€œallowedโ€ to say it.

So if that word is โ€œMouse,โ€ the premise of the strip would be that Woke PC Cancel Culture has gone so far that Donald got kicked out of Disneyland just for calling Mickey what he is.

If that is the point Garrison was trying to make then we can infer he thinks that itโ€™s unfair for real-life white people to be ostracized for using the โ€œโ€˜Nโ€™ wordโ€ since, after all, thatโ€™s what those people are.

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Is it a spin on that ethnic slur for Irish people?
Iโ€™m probably giving him too much credit.

Iโ€™m not quite sure whatโ€™s up with the Illuminati/freemasons ride either. Is that a woke thing?

And I understand that antifa burned down the castle after overthrowing the monarchy but Iโ€™d prefer it if theyโ€™d turned it into a museum, like they did with the Eremitage or the Louvre.

Really the only thing Iโ€™d change to make this even more enjoyable a destination to visit is that it should be Donald punching out Mickey. Heโ€™s so much more interesting and doesnโ€™t control an army of copyright lawyers.

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me neither, but i dig the socialist merry go round.

just think. a disney ride that i donโ€™t have to spend my life savings on. where do i sign up?

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I didnโ€™t think they could do it, but GOP asshats continue to amaze.

โ€œโ€ฆlet one of his sons live in the basement of the U.S. Capitolโ€

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