Canโt have voter fraud if thereโs no voters, amirite?
The Heritage Foundation is probably hogging all the credit. Iโm sure that they had help from the State Policy Network and ALEC.
On Thursday, host Stephen Colbert asked the actor to explain why he is calling his social media spar with Cruz โnot a feud.โ
โFeud implies equal ground,โ Rogen explained. โIf someoneโs trying to murder someone with a baseball bat and someone is yelling that person to stop, is that a feud between the baseball bat-wielder and the person yelling at the baseball bat-wielder? I donโt know if thatโs a feud.โ
Rogen added, โI think feud implies two people hitting each other with baseball bats. Iโm, like, Ted Cruz is a fascist. He denies the reality of the election. His words cause people to die, and Iโm making jokes about it. Is that a feud? I donโt know. To me, it doesnโt seem like a feud. To me, it seems like Iโm pointing out the fact that he is a terrible man whose words have resulted in death.โ
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Sadly, thatโs incorrect.
Donโt get me wrong; the (alleged) murder is definitely the bigger crime in this story, but casting a vote for Trump in his wifeโs name is just adding insult to injury.
Well at least the olds didnโt use minions in this meme so I guess theyโre improving shrugs
Ben Garrison is damn amazing. Itโs like someone took a parody of a conservative political cartoonist, cranked it up well past the point of believability twice, and made it real. His drawings of Trump for instance still seem like they couldnโt have been meant seriously.
That said, it feels like Donald or his nephews should have personally fought someone who is basically Trump at some point in DuckTales. They now have a villain who was supposed to be called Mark Zuckerbird except for very disappointing legal reasons.
FTFY.
To be clear, I didnโt mean amazing as in good. I meant amazing in the very literal sense of โevery time I see something from him it causes astonishment, great wonder, and surprise.โ Ben Garrison should not be possible.
Oh, I get it; that was just me getting in a dis because dude is a definitively terrible human being as well as a subpar artist.
So awful, he was dis-invited from a Trumphouse event.
I know Ben Garrisonโs comics defy mortal logic or coherency but Iโm still trying to parse the whole โMโ word thing. Did Donald get kicked out of WokeDisneyLand for calling Mickey a โMigger?โ Is Ben Garrison trying to suggest that white people are being oppressed because they arenโt allowed to use ethnic slurs in Disney parks anymore? And if MIckey has a problem with โSnow White Privilegeโ why is he venting his wrath at a character who wasnโt even in that movie?
The Black Lives Matterhorn sounds like an awesome ride though.
If I were inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt (which I am not) then I would guess โMAGA.โ But your suggestion of a racial epithet seems more likely.
When Baier told Cheney โWe on this show donโt do that,โ I 100% read it as we donโt tell people the election was not rigged. Then I remember Faux News is allergic to that level of self-aware honesty.
There was another case of that with someoneโs dead mother, I think, in Pennsylvania, again for Trump. So, sure, there was voter fraudโฆ IN FAVOR OF TRUMP.
