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The only “funny” thing about Ben Garrison’s work is the utter lack of self-awareness that turns basically every comic into an unintentional self-own.

Like, that whole “woke Disney” comic? Shit, that looks great to me!

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Since it’s one of the Snow White Dwarfs saying it is it “midget”? I’m equally perplexed.

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are there any “comedians” of the right who don’t end up providing unintentional humor by self-owning?

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And @Brainspore, I thought “the M word” might be Mickey? Or maybe Mouse?

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The party of family values

spongebob meme

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It seems like whatever the word is supposed to be it’s somehow analogous to “the ‘N’ word” in that the white characters aren’t “allowed” to say it.

So if that word is “Mouse,” the premise of the strip would be that Woke PC Cancel Culture has gone so far that Donald got kicked out of Disneyland just for calling Mickey what he is.

If that is the point Garrison was trying to make then we can infer he thinks that it’s unfair for real-life white people to be ostracized for using the “‘N’ word” since, after all, that’s what those people are.

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Is it a spin on that ethnic slur for Irish people?
I’m probably giving him too much credit.

I’m not quite sure what’s up with the Illuminati/freemasons ride either. Is that a woke thing?

And I understand that antifa burned down the castle after overthrowing the monarchy but I’d prefer it if they’d turned it into a museum, like they did with the Eremitage or the Louvre.

Really the only thing I’d change to make this even more enjoyable a destination to visit is that it should be Donald punching out Mickey. He’s so much more interesting and doesn’t control an army of copyright lawyers.

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me neither, but i dig the socialist merry go round.

just think. a disney ride that i don’t have to spend my life savings on. where do i sign up?

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I didn’t think they could do it, but GOP asshats continue to amaze.

“…let one of his sons live in the basement of the U.S. Capitol”

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it’s not the most encouraging of news.

greenberg is seriously corrupt, and knowingly committed a whole slew of crimes - including sex crimes. and doubtless these aren’t one time events, this is just the first time he was caught. he will get some time in prison, but possibly not a whole lot ( guidance is 12 years, but likely significantly less if he cooperates )

meanwhile the easiest prosecutions in these sorts of cases always seems to involve going after the women. since the statement is phrased: “other investigations” amd “prosecution of others” - both plurals, i kind of expect the worst.

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Why cut him such a nice deal in return for the easier targets? Wouldn’t it be because they want to go up the ladder?

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I mean, I cannot possibly imagine Garrison might think any different…there are a lot of choices to point to, but I think his famous cartoon “make the first lady great again” and the way he depicts Michelle Obama is enough to settle it on its own. He is racist enough to make racists cringe.

Rather than subject anyone to it, I’m just going to mention that he is apparently quite happy that the evil of political correctness was killed by…well, I think Trump’s head and ego but clearly someone else’s body.

Ben Garrison has nothing to do with reality

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He straight up uses racial slurs in a lot of his work too, though I’ve heard he scrubbed his site and SEO and they’re harder to find anymore. I bet you can find the illustrated racial epithets he has used a lot, but why bother.

He’s exactly the “I didn’t use the one actual offensive word for a black person, stop taking all my other words!”

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because prosecutors who are part of the old white boy network want to do favors for friends of the network. look at people like brock turner. 3 months in jail.

certain crimes require investigations and trials, it doesn’t necessarily mean justice will be served at the end of it.

probably im just in a bad mood this morning, but if they are indeed letting greenberg plea down for evidence they could have gotten through financal records and witnesses, im not well pleased.

( how well can it go in court when the defense points out greenberg’s obvious conflict of interest for pleading in exchange for a reduced sentence? given that and his crimes, he’s not going to make a good witness on the stand. )

if gaetz gets kicked out of congress and put behind bars without further harming the girls and women who he and his friends exploited - i will be happily surprised.

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Creepy Basement Dweller is all I can imagine.

Fox Tv GIF by Rosewood

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Within minutes of each other

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