I know. I am just saying it’s a thing and usually with the worst people. Was not a comment on your comment, really
What a lying piece of shit.
8 Likes
I am getting avocado green and harvest gold vibes
3 Likes
Well, we’re going to have kind of an eating get together at our house later.
You should come. We can discuss it.
Seriously, who does he think would believe this?
7 Likes
Dear Congressional Record,
I didn’t used to think the letters you print were true stories, but one day…
15 Likes
The rubes who will donate to his campaign…
9 Likes
“Hmmm. Maybe. Is there a cheese plate?”
8 Likes
He’d say that, but he’d also be very picky about the kind of cheese on said plate…
7 Likes
I tried to write an orgy and cheese joke, but everything I came up with was too gross to share.
9 Likes
I’ve never actually been to an orgy, but I was at a party for folks in my department when I was living in Florida, and one of the department heads hosting the party invited me and my friend to join in some group escapades. We declined, and nothing really happened. From what I gather, it was pretty sad, kind of like The Office when James Spader was trying to get one started at the pool party.
5 Likes
You got my cheese in your orgy…
You got your orgy in my cheess…
9 Likes
Thank you for that. 
7 Likes
The Aristocrats Cheesemakers!
5 Likes
Mantan Moreland enters the conversation…
Somebody put a lid on the mashed potatoes.
4 Likes
2 Likes
Awwwww. We can take it.
1 Like
But really, why aren’t we sanctioning Rupert Murdoch? That dude and his empire are a festering sore on our species at this point.
9 Likes
7 Likes
OMG, can you even imagine if that bit about every federal program “sunsets” every 5 years unless it’s renewed were to get passed?
Congress can hardly even keep the lights on nowadays, and we’re going to trust them not to let all our environmental and other regulations and programs to just go “poof” in 5 years???
Where’s my fainting couch?
17 Likes
Quick! Move it to a sure bet like Bored Skull Panda Yacht Club NFTs!
8 Likes
