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As a urinal backstop?

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I know โ€œfreedumbsโ€ is meant as mockery. But Iโ€™m starting to suspect that is what theyโ€™ve actually been saying all along for the past 40-50 years.

It would explain all the crazy, painfully wrong bullshit they spout thatโ€™s totally unmoored from reality - theyโ€™re trying to saturate the market with dumb, to bring the price per derp down to virtually nothing.

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In related news, 100% of Trump voters are assholes.

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It seems like they might have played by someone higher in the food chain, who wants to increase distrust of the electoral system for later.

Or they went cheap on who they hired, and they did a โ€œfuckit, no one checksโ€ job.

Either way.

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that could open the door for Tudor Dixon โ€” whoโ€™s denied that Joe Biden won Michigan in the 2020 election and on Monday received the endorsement of the wealthy DeVos family, Michiganโ€™s most influential political kingmakers. Dixon, notably, is also the only candidate to receive a shout-out at Donald Trumpโ€™s rally

How convenient.

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It is, because their definition of โ€œfreedomโ€ isnโ€™t that. Itโ€™s oppression for everyone except white Christian men.

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A lot of candidates or special interests petitions are circulated by paid political consultants who subcontract the services to temporary workers. I believe these people get paid by the signature rather than by the hour.

This just makes it ripe for fraud because I can totally see workers taking the most expedient route to make their money. I bet they didnโ€™t even think that signatures would be checked.

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Important qualifiers. Because, of course, there must always be an outside threat. Even if it used to be your partner in crime.

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The best part of the game is that the orthodoxy may change at any moment!

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Albany has had it with the first county in the country to back Trump that also keeps electing weirdos for congress, so they split itโ€™s congressional district line thatโ€™s obviously gerrymandered to send them a very clear message. Made them wear a time-out shirt with the Rochester metropolitan area.

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One rule passed by Republican lawmakers mandates that voters must put either their driverโ€™s license number or the last four digits of their Social Security number on the envelope containing their ballot.

This has led to a higher number of rejected ballots: Ballot rejections in 2020 ran about 0.8 percent, but in 2022 theyโ€™re at 12 percent. The number might seem low, but thatโ€™s equal to at least 7,000 people in one Texas county.

Republicans had a higher rate of error than Democrats, meaning there are thousands more Republicans in the state whose ballots arenโ€™t being counted in the primary election.

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Turns out public education has some value after all, huh?

This is the level of reading comprehension theyโ€™ve been striving for.

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The gun owners would have to keep the weapons in a locked box, store them in a secure location or use a locking device.

Under the proposal, a gun owner who failed to properly secure their weapon would be guilty of a crime. If a minor used the gun in a threatening manner, the crime would be a misdemeanor for the gun owner. If a minor used the weapon to harm others, it would be a felony for the gun owner.

The Senate voted 22-14, along party lines, to refer the storage bills back to the Government Operations Committee.

Sen. Ken Horn, R-Frankenmuth, said families were grieving, and it was โ€œway too earlyโ€ to assign bill numbers to their grief.

โ€œThere are political solutions,โ€ Horn said during his own speech on the Senate floor. "But there are just as many spiritual solutions.

โ€œWe donโ€™t know what is really happening in this world, what is happening in this country, what is happening to young men.โ€

Too early, tots and pearsโ€”same old gun fetishist bullshit.

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Yep. The replacement has happened. And it is us.
The fact that these asshats canโ€™t even comprehend history going back further than 300 years is justโ€ฆ:woman_facepalming:t2:

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