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This is the best news in days. I pictured him ordering Marine One to buzz the inauguration during the swearing in or some such shit.

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I don’t think he’d want a free helicopter ride during the transition.

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Insert Surprised! GIF here

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Ha - poor lil’ Marco.

β€œ This will be hilarious.

The newest and most-buzzed about possibility, however, surrounds the president’s daughter Ivanka. The senior White House adviser is set to decamp to Florida after her father’s presidency comes to a close. And though talk of her launching a primary challenge to Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) has given off the faint whiff of political fan-fick, in reality, Trump officials say, there have been machinations behind the scenes.

One person in contact with the president said that Jared Kushner is viewed as β€œworking single-mindedly to protect and promote his wife’s β€˜political career.’” And two sources, including one top GOP fundraiser, said that Trump ally and mega donor Tom Barrack had been pressing fellow Republican financiers to put together some type of operation that could lure Ivanka into entering the race.”

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Let’s hope that some of the 2016 Inauguration financial shenanigans catches up with Ivanka and Jared.

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On the one hand, American voters love a political dynasty. On the other, Trump’s deplorables would never vote for a soft spoken corporatist woman, no matter her policies.

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Only about 94 hours left for :tangerine: :poop: :clown_face:. Down to double digits now.

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Not a particularly American flaw I think. It’s incomprehensible to me how the sons and daughters and grandchildren of nonentities get elected.

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I kind of agree, though they seem to be all for gun-toting women in the grips of QAnon fervor. I do have a hard time seeing sexist Republicans supporting Ivanka, though. She’s just doesn’t have the Republican β€œDon’t Tread on Me” aura of a Sarah Palin.

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She also doesn’t make laughably dumb gaffes. Which, might actually work against her.

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No, hers fall into the cringe-worthy or rage-inducing category - every time:

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I really hope the moving to FL part is true, though. Stories like the one below made me nervous about their plans to expand in NJ. The post-insurrection corporate backlash hopefully made them rethink this:

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that white house list is horrific not least by starting with

before the China Virus invaded

( well, d00d who’s job was it to stop that evil foreign invasion? )

and the achievement clipped by her tweet embed, is β€œ4 million jobs created, most americans ever employed.”

let’s see, so many jobs created because so many lost? check. the official unemployment over 6%, and many not even looking. so… more americans alive than ever? check.

lets rewind and compare:

The economy gained a net 11.6 million jobs. The unemployment rate dropped to below the historical norm.

not only better numbers, but note also β€œgained” not β€œcreated”. ohhh… republicans. still can’t measure up in the real world.

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Still - I don’t want to wish them on any state. Although- Idaho?

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I think it would be a lovely gesture for the Trump-Kushners to move nearby to wherever the Seditionist-In-Chief is sent to prison. How else can they be sure he’ll remember to include the grandkids in his will?

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